Why Salsa is like Sex

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Salsa - You can accidentaly injure your partner when doing it.
Salsa - There are videos that can teach you how to do it.
Salsa - It is just amazing when you both are on the same beat.
Salsa - Some people have done it with hundreds of people.
Salsa - You are always looking for little secrets to become better.
Salsa - People don't have to speak the same lingo to do it with.
Salsa - You can get in some crazy positions when doing it.
Salsa - There are places only dedicated for this at night.
Salsa - Now days you see people of the same sex doing it.
Salsa - If you are really good at it, you can start charging your services by the hour.
Salsa-You like to watch others...
Salsa-You don't like it when your partner shows no emotion.
Salsa-There's always a new move you've never seen before.
Salsa-You do it with someone with no chemistry and you just cannot wait until it's over.
Salsa-You think about it day and night and you just can't get enough of it!
Salsa-You do it ALL NIGHT LONG and when you are finished, both of you are hot, sweaty, and completely exhausted.
Salsa-You get cranky if you're not getting enough.
Salsa-You're teaching others the correct way of doing it.
Salsa-Eye contact is important.
Salsa-The more you do it, the better you get.
Salsa-Nothing beats experience.
Salsa-Its intimidating doing it with someone better.
Salsa-Sometimes, you don't even know your partner's name!
Salsa-You will travel great distances for it.
Salsa-The great ones are respected.
Salsa-Women quiver at the opportunity to do it with a great one.
Salsa-When you are known for being good, you have to keep up your reputation.
Salsa-You have partners that don't mind being used for practice or enjoyment.
Salsa-After you have done it with someone really good, you just have to tell all your friends.
Salsa-You accidentally left one of your belongings at your partner's house.
Salsa-There are "protection" rules, but no one seems to follow them.
Salsa-So many men/women, so little time.
Salsa-There's nothing better than doing it with a pro...
Salsa-Happiness is having lots of space to maneuver.