Horoscopes? Horroscopes?

HEY! I found something interesting!
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I am a Capricorn. (Also known as "Goat") My Horroscope starts like this:
" Cruel, cold and heartless, the Capricorn has all the warmth of an iceberg in January. He is a tyrant at work and an inquisitor at home. " (Read more Find yours)

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